5. Degeneration XThis picture says it all. Well kick your ass then partake in the manly sport of croquet. It doesn’t get any better than this folks…ohh wait yes it does. This is just the beginning of the shittastic tag team combos the WWF offered us in the 90’s, and somehow we ate it up and asked for more. Almost like the real two girls one cup.
4. The Dudley Boyz
That look on Buh-Buh-Ray’s face says it all. Look at the dedication and insanity in his eyes. He’ll tear you the fuck apart… or he’s just constipated. I heard if you push you get hemorrhoids, I guess maybe that’s why Buh-Buh-Ray’s angry all the time. After their wresting career took a nose dive they started a Hall and Oates tribute band, so look out for tour dates.
3. Mega ManiacsTwo of the best wrestlers to ever grace the manliest soap opera of all time. Hulk “brother” Hogan and Randy “SlimJim” Savage. These two inspired me to take my vitamins while eating a beef log that looked like it was rubbed with Vaseline. Such a good example for the kids.
2. Supply and Demand
Ohh yes my friends. We have The Godfather and Val Venus. The duo known loosely as Supply and Demand.
While Val Venus was obviously gay, the Godfather compensated with the “Ho Train”. An accomplished Pimp, the Godfather left wrestling to peruse “Business Ventures in Oakland” and is it me or does The Godfather look a lot like Sir Mix-a-lot? Either way, Young children had a new hero and role model in the Godfather, filling the void the Hulkster left us. Cause if you ask any 4 year old what they wanna be when they grow up they’ll tell you “Pimp! Bioch!” So start slappin some hoe’s and making that paypa cause “Time is for the money, and gold is for the honeys!"
1. Too Cool
And finally our number one spot belongs to Scotty 2 Hotty and Grand Masta Sexay. Before K-Fed, the world of wiggers had the glorious duo of Too Sexy. Not much more needs to be said, this picture is indeed worth a thousand words.
We encourage you all to let us know what your favorite Wrestling tag teams are, and remember these fabulous words to live by: “Pimps up, Hoes Down!”
Ohh yes my friends. We have The Godfather and Val Venus. The duo known loosely as Supply and Demand.
While Val Venus was obviously gay, the Godfather compensated with the “Ho Train”. An accomplished Pimp, the Godfather left wrestling to peruse “Business Ventures in Oakland” and is it me or does The Godfather look a lot like Sir Mix-a-lot? Either way, Young children had a new hero and role model in the Godfather, filling the void the Hulkster left us. Cause if you ask any 4 year old what they wanna be when they grow up they’ll tell you “Pimp! Bioch!” So start slappin some hoe’s and making that paypa cause “Time is for the money, and gold is for the honeys!"
1. Too CoolAnd finally our number one spot belongs to Scotty 2 Hotty and Grand Masta Sexay. Before K-Fed, the world of wiggers had the glorious duo of Too Sexy. Not much more needs to be said, this picture is indeed worth a thousand words.
We encourage you all to let us know what your favorite Wrestling tag teams are, and remember these fabulous words to live by: “Pimps up, Hoes Down!”
2 comments:
You should have gone with a top 10, to include these gems:
The Natural Disaster: Earthquake and Typhoon.
Demolition: Ax, Smash and for some odd reason Crush
The Headbangers: Mosh and Thrasher
The Nasty Boys: Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags
The New Age Outlaws: Billy Gunn and The Road Dogg
....awesome
Yeah those were all good choices. I went on the WWWF web site and holy crap are there alot of tag teams. It's hard to narrow the list down cause there wer so many horrible ones to choose from. Did John give you the link to the blog?
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